A fork of Rural Dictionary
A restaurant you order a meal at solely to get the cheddar biscuits.
-------Boondocks Reference------- Riley: Grandad don't take that ho to Red Lobster Riley: Wit da chedda biscuitz, no grandad! Guy: Ummh, this biscuits are so good Girl: I know, the orgasm they give me surpass anything you have
To throw a used tampon at someone as an act of defiance.
OMG Suzie she just totally red lobstered you, you skank.
Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
When a man penetrates a menstraiting woman, then pulls out and slaps her in the chest and orgasming at the same time, thus leaving a red "lobster" shape and a buttery finish
"Jane is super freaky, she asked my dad to give her a red lobster"
Legal Seafood for Black People
White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty. Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!
When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.
Julie is such a red lobster.