A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you poo in such a way that the water from the toilet splashes and touches your butthole
That Mexican food really exploded out and redneck bidet'd me on the initial splasher.
When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead
A lit cherry bomb is flushed down a toilet, and the blast creates overpressure which forces water out of the toilet trap, spraying the user in the ass.
"Nick is in the hospital after botching the redneck bidet."
The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
After that Shart, only the redneck bidet could save me.
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet