Country Dictionary

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

An abbreviation for a retarded turd.

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us