A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contextual insult in 3 layers:
i. implies the target is gay,
ii. presumes the target would be offended by that implication,
iii. refers indirectly to the city of San Francisco as home to both the food product "Rice-a-Roni" (according to their well-known 1970s ad campaigns in the USA) and a large, well-established homosexual community.
(This definition incorporates the example given by another contributor, to preserve the neutral observation of actual urban usage, in the event that the current votes to remove that definition are successful.)
Dude, drive your P.O.S. home and get some rice a roni.
A person of mixed Italian and Asian descent. Identifiable by the fact that they look Asian, but have curly hair.
Look at that Giuseppe Kwan. What rice-a-roni.
The 70's game show prize of last resort. Even if you didn't win anything ; at least they sent you home with a box of Rice-a-Roni - the San Francisco treat.
A person you hook-up with at the end of the night out of desperation.
Girl 1: There are absolutely no good-looking guys here but I don't want to go home alone.
Girl 2: Well, take that guy over there home with you; he's not that bad-looking and you can dump him in the morning
Girl 1: Yeah, I guess he's my Rice-a-Roni for tonight
when you take beer, robitussin, and mushrooms
this took two hours to write rice a roni