A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of guy who bums around all day, has massive size 13 level 1 feet, call avoids for fun and in general gets up peoples noses. This type of person is likely to have a heart attack if he loses at FIFA, specialises in goals of the Jewish variety and has a similar personality to a rotten skunk carcass that has had its eyes pecked out by a seagull with VD.
"I really couldn't be bothered at work today so I threw a Rigler"!
"I was winning one nil, outplayed him throughout the game and bossed the stats on Fifa 17. Then in the 94th minute he hit a long, hopeless ball up front, squared it across the box and scored a Rigler"
He is God, no other can match his capabilities.
Being the man he is, he is unnaturally well hung and sexy.
when you hear his unique name people fall in love.
he brightens your day with sublime immaturity.
James Rigler
Rigler (noun)
A term used to describe a person who always finds a way to rig something—whether it’s a contest, a game, or even a simple debate—to their advantage. Often used humorously or sarcastically to call out someone who bends the rules in their favor without technically breaking them.
Example:
"Of course, Jake won the office raffle again. That guy is a total Rigler!"
Can also be used as a verb: "to rigle" – meaning to subtly manipulate circumstances to ensure a favorable outcome.
"She totally rigled her way into getting the best seat at the concert!"