A fork of Rural Dictionary
Extreme pain/discomfort/itching of the Anal Sphincter, and is usually too sore to wipe clean. The main causes are spicy foods, very large faeces, continuous diarrhoea, or anal sex, among others. Ring sting can be made less intense/painful by applying cold water.
Andy: ''Hey, come and take a seat!''
Calvin: ''I would do, but this Ring Sting is unbearable!''
Andy: ''Dam! I told you not have an Indian takeaway, AND get it up the ass from that huge black guy!''
A sore anal passage.
Cause of ring sting :
1.) Eating too many hot food(s)
2.) Eating too many pickles
3.) Anal with a black man
Example 1.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many chillies Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 2.
You: I shouldn't have ate so many pickles. Now I have serious ring sting.
Buddy: Haha
Example 3.
You: Oh, thats a big number.
Black man: Yeah baby
You: Ouch, Its too big now I have ring sting in my anal passage.
what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.
'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'
The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.
John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.
the painful burning/scratching/stretching sensation a person feels during poos after such activity's as
eating curry
holding back a poo for a long period of time
eating alot of crisps
eating way too much
drinking heavily the night before
other names for this experience are:
red ring
hot bot
Japanese flagging (a Wight flag with a red circle )
ring of fire
person one : ooo that s**t gave me some ring sting:'(
person 2 * sarcastic* nice
person 1 no honest my arse is like a Japanese flag
the asshole hurting after anal sex
My girlfriend told me she got ring sting the other day after that drink fuelled sex night!
The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.
Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.