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A wild Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy that's cooler than you.
John, "Who's your favorite marvel character?" Lily,"It's gotta be Rocket Raccoon"
Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god
Vinny: Oh my God Rocket is amazing Everyone else: stop being gay for rocket raccoon you furry
The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy
Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon
someone: wow whos that badass trash panda? me: oh thas Rocket raccoon