Country Dictionary

To accidentally shart oneself at an important even or gathering out of excitement or nervousness.

Al rokered himself in the East Wing of the White House upon meeting the President.

the coolest name you could ever have. anybody named Roker is loaded with hell loads of money. The people who are named roker tend to be the hottest people going.

e.g: woah! look at ...Roker they're looking fit as fuck today!

The original and currently dominant image is of a fiendishly intelligent lunatic with a warped, sadistic sense of humor.

"You look Nervous! Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
-Roker

Syn. Shart. To accidentally shit in one's pants while attempting to pass gas.

I had to throw my underwear away after Rokering my shorts.

Someone who picks and chooses what they think is racist.

“Damn she is a roker, always saying what she thinks is racist”

The act of pleasuring yourself while watching "Wake Up With Al".

I came home early only to find Jon Rokering in the living room.

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.