A fork of Rural Dictionary
Romsey: Official Epicentre for Inbreeding in Southern Britain. Romsey: Old English(Saxon), Rumsie' meaning Piss- Head in breed Drug user. Location. Nr Southampton, now a landfill site for low level toxic waste. Still inhabited by local Mongers / and Chav inbreeds. Dialect: monosyllabic grunts, belching, farting. Reason for existing: None. Population: 8,000... all related Drugs: Prevalent.
Visitor: 'Hello are you from around here? Where can I find the Abbey? Romsey Plankton: 'Unghhh Urghhhh mmmnpppff (trans: I need drugs).' Visitor: 'Oh I see you are retarded, perhaps your sister/mother/ wife can help?' Romsey Slut: 'MMMMnnnngwaaarrrr,,, ugn UgnUGN... Giro?' ( Can you sign my Giro?).