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Rondo

Rondo is a 9mm

Slide me the Rondo so i can bust on them niggas

by AlmightyIceMan September 10, 2019

Rondo

(verb) to gouge or poke; a bitch move often done by UK's point guard who happens to look like an African ET

This guy Rondoed me during my basketball game. Greg want to Rondo Taylor's ass.

by Robert March 24, 2005

Rondo

A strong, handsome man. Very tough and manly. On the outside is Stoic, yet has a heart of gold. Kind and generous but won't deal with bullshit or drama. Extremely intelligent. A master of all trades. The best person you'll ever meet. Extremely sexy.

"That guy Rondo is a B.A.M.F!"

by Mrs.Reznor December 26, 2016

Rondo

In upper class British society, one can infuriate one's fellows by singing the third movement of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 3 in C minor (main theme). This must be accompanied by repeated poking and other aggravating physical actions. "Rondoing" may be be performed by an individual or a group.

"Oh my golly gosh, those chaps over there just Rondoed me and now I have these bally red marks on my posterior!" "I say, that chap over there looks like he needs a good hard Rondoing!" "Help! HELP! I'M BEING RONDOED!" "Tally Ho! Let us venture forth into the slums of Abingdon and Rondo some Big Issue vendors!"

Rondo

To steal something skillfully, esp. when the person robbed doesn't realize it's gone or can't do anything about it. Popularized by the "You got Rondod" ad campaign by Reebok for Celtics' guard Rajon Rondo.

When you get in your car and realize someone siphoned all the gas out of your tank last night without you knowing it... "You got Rondod"

by Ghost in the Machine July 11, 2008

Rondo

A word used in place of 'epic' to describe something that is, in essence, the most amazing thing on the planet.

Person 1: "Dude, have you ever played Uncharted 2?" Person 2: "No, I can't be bothered to stop reading this rondo book." Person 1: "Whatcha eatin' there, brohamburger?" Person 2: "A Monte Cristo. This thing is fucking rondo!"

by Leon John F. Kennedy November 21, 2010

rondo

coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."

Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.

by sbpsp October 03, 2007