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Roostering

The act, when intoxicated of shitting and vomiting simultaneously. The international symbol for roostering is sometimes confused with the symbol for “walk like an Egyptian

Alex: Did you see Matt after the party last night?
Obi: Yeah he was roostering on the front lawn!

by Yotay October 30, 2019

Roostering

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

Rooster

name givin to machine gunners in vietnam. because the sound of a machine gun would usually wake everyone up in the morning. in an ambush or blocking position the machine gunner was always supposed to fire first.

also machine gunners where called this because they sometimes fought out of fortified positions like nests. hence rooster nest.

"man the rooster in my squad got like ten confirmed kills today"

by cyclic rooster April 24, 2009

rooster

a dick. in french it translates to UN COQ and that is a cock and that is a dick.

Dammit score some points!!!!! Were sucking ROOSTER!!!!!!

rooster

A male chicken. As in, a bird that lives on a farm. As in a food animal. One that we eat. Just so I am completely clear.

that rooster is interested in that chicken.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 09, 2006

Rooster

To rooster means to play your music very loudly while driving with your windows down. Much like a rooster crowing loudly to everyone around. Also common to do this early in the morning to act as a rooster and wake others up.

person 1: "Damn dude, I woke up at six today.!"
person 2: " right? It was Jason going around our neighborhood roostering!"

by regretful taco May 18, 2015

roostered

To reach one of the highest states of intoxication. It is beyond being wasted.

"What the hell happened last night? Everyone was so roostered no one remembers a thing"

"I'm gettin ROOSTERED!"

by Browndoza April 06, 2008