A fork of Rural Dictionary
Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!
Lesbians who doesn't shave and like to indulge in oral sex.
lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...
A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.
Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.
a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.
Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.
A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.
Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.
damn i made the first definition fer this? shit, its a lesbo
damn that rugmuncher is fine yo too bad she cant hop on my johnson and take a ride cuz shes off wit that fat ass other rugmuncher