A fork of Rural Dictionary
To torture someone; to wipe the ass with U.N. laws, such as the Geneva Conventions.
Those people got rumsfeld even when they may not have been guilty
Cocky speaker who makes excessive use of redundancies and nonsensical statements and still comes across as someone who knows his shit.
His words have a peculiar hypnotic quality that after you hear him speak you suddenly feel the irresistible urge of bombing a few arab countries. He is a Rumsfeld.
1:evil little man behind the curtain that feeds bananas to the chimp on the Thone.
2:Minister of propaganda for the chimp; Dr. Donald Gerbels.(of the s.s. fame)
3:a weisel who sends young men to die in a unjust war then has a copy machine sign
his signature to the letter of condolance when they become casualties.
One sick little asswipe who was a nazi s.s doctor in his past life. This sicko should be jailed in Abu Ghraib prison and be abused by a large gay men.
a.) The act of comforting small-minded, insecure white Americans by promising war with smaller, weaker countries of a non-white ethnicity.
b.) To remove citizens 200 year old civil rights under the guise of protection from foreign threats. The act of seizing upon a society's fears in order to push through a fascist agenda.
Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.
"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"
The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.
Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.