A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sticky stuff that comes out of trees.
person: aw crap! i've got sap all over my hands!
A commercially sold Enterprise Resource Planning system integrating most business functions into a single meta-program.
SAP is so complicated that for most businesses it's like driving a drywall nail with a B52.
Leeroy the janitor had to use gloves to take the seat outta class cause of her SAP
Stabbing Ass Pain - the most intense, excrutiating sharp pain that originates at the anal opening, comes on unexpectedly, and causes you to squeeze your butt cheeks shut, hoping to cut off the pain before it continues to shoot up into your upper ass area. generally very embarrassing, as it has a tendency to occur in public situations.
person experiencing SAP: "OHHH! What the F!?!?" person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain. witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd: "LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy." horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer
Spoiled American Princess-Typical american girl who thinks she should be worshipped and adored like a queen. Demands attention wherever she goes and pitches huge bitch-fits if she doesn't get her way right away. Can't accept competition of any sort or that other girls may have something that she doesn't. A product of poor baby boomer parenting.
Janice: Uh oh, here comes Kerry. Mark: What's wrong with her. Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
SAP= (Stupid Ass Pussy) In the streets of Singapore,Asia, one is reffered to as a SAP when one acts Stupid, an Ass, and a Pussy at the same time. This slang was created by Japanese rapper Monkey King whilst recording his album, and has since spread all around the city to be used to refer to saps.
'man, just go talk to that girl, why you being such as a SAP about it?' 'you ain't gonna try and fight me, we all know you got alot of SAP in you' 'yo you were just born with that sapness' (when someone cant down a pint of beer) 'ahhh you SAP!'