A fork of Rural Dictionary
Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.
I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.
Self Contained Underwater Breeding Apparatus
"Isn't SCUBA an acronym?" "Yeah, it stands for Self Contained Underwater Breeding Apparatus"
Some Come Up Barely Alive
When scuba diving, all go down but some come up barely alive.
A variation of the Tea Bag wherein the man turns towards the woman's feet and carefully places both ass cheeks over the eye sockets. When done properly the asshole should be touching the tip of the nose forming the scuba mask. Last, and most important, the balls are placed in the mouth to form the mouth piece.
Hey Bob, I feel I should let you know that I gave your sister a scuba last night.
Scuba - a verb that describes the action of sitting down and shutting up. Most often used when talking to Karen's or Chad's.
It stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
I went to Sport Chalet to get scuba gear.