A fork of Rural Dictionary
old english past tense of shit
And lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune.
The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.
I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!
Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.
Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!
An exclamation of excitement for yourself or someone else. Origin: The excitement expressed when you realized you referred to William Shatner twice in one day
“That new job is going to be perfect for you...SHAT-SHAT!”
\shatt\ (V.) Past tense of the word "shit".
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!