Country Dictionary

Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"