A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has a very small penis.
Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.
Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!
shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.
"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"
Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan
They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*
When a dude has a small ass dick but doesn’t want to admit it
“I wanna put yo dick in my mouth an go BrAzZy!”
“He’s got such a shrimp dick”