Country Dictionary

SIR: Standard-Issue Information Retrieval Unit from Invader Zim.

The SIRs lined up to be taken by their new masters.

The proper way for a submissive to greet a Dominant.

Yes Sir, i will do as You command.

Sir is another name for daddy

When John was in bed with Lisa she screamed “Oh! Yes sir! daddy”

A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence. A respectful greeting

You sir, are a fuckin moron

verb When someone calls a male stranger "Sir". Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional. Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?" 30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man" 30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?" friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.

You can't go in there, sir. Sir! Hey You!!

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir