A fork of Rural Dictionary
those fuckers that copyright claim videos on YouTube after you used 3 seconds of a copyrighted song. they also like to block videos in a lot of countries sometimes. stands for Sony music entertainment
person #1: hey man did you see my new YouTube video? person #2: no, it says SME blocked it in my country person #1: SHIT
Verb; An acronym for Shit, Masturbate, Eat. Usually what one does after a night of work.
Aaron: Hey, upload that video Ahmad: I will later bruh, I just got off work so I'm gonna SME.
This term or title is often used in the work force, to declare an individual a "Subject Matter Expert." Office douches that are appointed to this position are most commonly "experts" only when it comes to "Satisfying Men's Erections."
Ron the SME that he is, took one sweet hungry hard look at Dave's erection. Knowing exactly how to handle that, he began to shout "Come here big boy!"
The act of working for complete morons that have the vocabulary skill of a literary genius but the common sense of kid with down syndrome that just smoked crack.
"Dude my job sucks, this is a total SME job!"
A small squirt of piss and shit. Kind of like a shart with the added bonus of a little peepee.
I just saw Colleen fall on her ass after trying to walk in her wedges, I laughed so hard I SMEed my pants!
Subject matter expert (frequently used in business, originally heard at AT&T). Original meaning was the person who was knowledgably about the subject, has now become a somewhat pejorative term for someone who just knows the facts but has no power to make a decision. (Sometimes confused with/pronounced like shmo).
(Original use:) Check with SME to find out how to get the service provisioned. (Current use:) He will not be able to get anything changed, he is just the SME.
a lazy way of saying same (on text)
person 1: how was your day person 2:good u person 1: sme