Country Dictionary

Sergeant Major Instructor Gunnery. With their instantly recognisable white hat they have the ability to scare both Gunner officers and soldiers alike. An excess of technical knowledges leads to quizzing (some may say annoying) the gun position with subjects no ones knows about, and the truth be told, cares about. However when it all goes pete tong they are the first person everyone silently cries help to. Not to be confused with the milkman due to appearence.

infantry officer: Why the fuck is there a milkman on the gun position?
Gunner: no dickhead that's a SMIG

To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.

Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.

facial hair confined to the chin, similar to a goattee. derived from the irish smig which means chin

Hey dude love the smig

A smig is generally a word used for something that’s good but in most cases used for a girl that is extremely sexy and or smiggable.

“Jesus wouldn’t ya love to smig her charlie”-Noah

“She is seriously smiggable indeed”-Charlie

Slang term for a ciggarette

"von let me bum a smig"

A very small amount of something

I just want a smig of sugar in my coffee

A smig is an all purpose word, such as the word 'fuck'. It has many meanings and can be used in almost any context. It generally breaks down to some one being a 'slut' or a 'whore', but due to the flexibility of the word it can also being used in a loving manner as well. The word smig can be used to describe an action or when ever you feel it is needed to add more flare/flavor.

"WHAT THE FUCK!! YOU ARE A SMIG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST HOOKED UP WITH THAT MAN!"

or

"Jaime I think you are an evil smig!"

or

"Wow, Danni, you are the most beautifulest smig I have ever met."

or

"Steph, I can not believe you smigged it up at the bar last night."