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Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier. (No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)

The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

the act of hitting anothers face with your penis

i wanna smurf you ok darling

A cheesy dance that was popular in the late 80's

At the school dance, Tonya and I were smurfing all night!

Fucking until you're blue in the face

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3 Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing