A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term of surprise, like getting caught off guard, or suddenly remembering something
Oh Snap !!! you are an ugly child.
Snap, i forgot my baby's mama at the swap meet.
origins in the early 90's by Joaquin Casareno aka Doublejam Coolbreeze aka the Funklord.
Sensitive New Age Pilot. Air Force pilots that never flew the T-38 Talon, AKA the "white rocket". They tend to have thier hair "done" by stylists instead of barbers and use loofahs. They have never broken the sound barrier or a hymen. They prefer spooning instead of forking.
"Hey Toodles let's go slam some beers and eat some wings."
"No, I can't. I have to get my back waxed."
"WTF are you some kind of F'ing SNAP?"
A Sensitive New Age Paedophile.
A recent phenomenon by which paedophiles attempt to be sensitive towards their victims needs, yet for the most part still violate them to a considerable degree. They feel the need to make the victim child fairly comfortable during the process of molestation, and will go out of their way to this end, often providing extra pillows and sweet-smelling bath oil. They are also good listeners, and they love the sounds children make...
I was molested by a SNAP when I was 10. It wasn't very nice, but at least there were sweet-scented candles. Why have you never done that for me?
The snapping of fingers 3 times in an extraordinarily sassy manner. Not often pulled off by white guy in mis-coloured baseball hats.
oh no you didn't! snap snap snap