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snowfuck

an overly sensitive hypocritical shithead who gets outraged over liberal outrage (as opposed to a snowflake meaning an outraged liberal).

Paul got all bent out of shape when he heard about the anti-Trump demonstration. It has nothing to do with him personally but he acts as if its an act of war. He's a real snowfuck.

by Wolfbearish May 25, 2017

Snowfucked

To receive snow in your area AGAIN after approximately 2-3 weeks of no snow/normal weather. Snowfucking occurs when this no snow/sudden snow pattern happens repeatedly for about 1-2 months and ongoing indefinitely.

"The weather's been awesome for weeks now! ..What? ..Wai-what do you mean look out the window? *Looks out* OH, MAN! WE'VE BEEN SNOWFUCKED AGAIN!"

"We thought we wouldn't get anymore snow, but we got snowfucked yesterday."

by Rei G. March 02, 2009

snowfuck

When you fuck heavily intoxicated on coke.

Hey Bitch, you wanna go snowfuck?