A fork of Rural Dictionary
SODA stands for Single Oral Double Anal where single and double refer to the amount of penises invloved and the oral and anal refer to their respective insertion point. SODA is traditionally performed by four humans or animals. SODA can lead to a Creaming SODA where mouth and/or anus are ejaculated into and on special occassions, the Cherry SODA where the recipient bleeds during the process.
P1: I lost my SODA virginity at Steve's last night. P2: Guess you could say you were SODA popped! *Hi Five* P1: I'm not Hi-Fiving that.
An acronym that stands for Safety Of Dick Advisory. A "polite" warning issued to people who are in danger of getting "sack tapped." Generally one issues a SODA when being constantly annoyed by another party.
I issued a SODA to Grimstead after he had been farting around me continuously. He showed no desire to comply, so I kicked him in the balls shortly thereafter.
"Skipping Over Damage Area" An error code initially found on MacBooks when not being able to read a DVD, but is now used as a phrase for not wanting to hook up with any girl in a Bar\Club either because they're ugly, crazy or sleazy looking.
"So were there any girls out last night" "Yeah, but I spent to whole night in SODA mode. If hooked up with any of those chicks I might have caught something bad!"
Face it, you are all wrong. It isn't Pop, even though some people like calling it that (and in my opinion, that's perfectly fine) and it isn't called "Soda" for the reasons you may think it is. Soda, Pop, or Soda Pop, was named "Soda" due to it's chief ingredient: Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a soluble, crystalline form of Carbon. Now, they decided "Soda" because it is easier to say "Hand me a soda" than it is to say "Hand me a Sodium Bicarbonate soft drink." Some people started calling it "Pop" because of the popping noise that occurs when a can or bottle is opened, or because of the popping noises that the bubbles make.
In all honesty, I don't care if you say Soda, Pop, or Soda Pop; it really depends on where you grew up, or how informed you are. Please just stop the quarrels; some are funny, but most are just retards being bitches.
The correct term for a carbonated drink, not that bullshit name, "pop." This ain't 1950.
Man, I sure do love soda. And not pop. What's pop? Who says that? I don't.
Used in Australia to describe a really easy sporting opportunity which has then been completely fucked up. In cricket this is usually a dropped catch. The same applies to a dropping a mark in Australian Rules football, and it can also be a goal that is missed from very close range. Also known as a sitter, gimme or dolly.
Give yourself an uppercut mate, you just missed a soda. Last Saturday I dropped a fucking soda in slips and we lost by 1 wicket.