A fork of Rural Dictionary
The combination of the words "so" and "totally." Used to make a bigger impact is a shorter amount of time by losing one syllabal.
"I just taught my french poodle how to play guitar while eating a guava!"
"Thats is sotally cool!!"
Combination of So and Totally
"I'm SOTALLY pissed that someone beat me to adding this word into the Urban Dictionary."
An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.
Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."
The opposite of "totally sober"
Person A: Yeah and then I flipped off the cop and ran away.
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha