Country Dictionary

SITE PROTECTION OFFICER - Makes less than the guy that takes out the trash

"The SPO will always prevail"

Stupid Pet Owner, as coined by the livejournal community stupidpetowners. Namely, the owner of an animal/pet/s who does something ranging from face palm worthy to absolutely hideous.

"Joanie's cat died last night." "Why?" "She didn't take it to the vet when it had an infected eye." "Augh! What an SPO!"

stands for SEXUALLY PREOCCUPIED

why are you such a SPO?

Sucks penis often.

Mike has a tendency to SPO.

Sucks penis often.

Mike has a tendency to SPO.

Stealthy peeing outside. Successfully skirting the law and avoiding sanctions while urinating outside. Especially related to college towns.

Hey dude! I heard Tazio got busted for SPOing, and when he protested they took him downtown. Ayo! I be SPOin’, though.

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power". - SPOING!