A fork of Rural Dictionary
An item or person that is generally agreed to be good, but for no particularly specifiable reason, thereby giving off a general aura of genuine 'goodness'.
Having genuine worth (unlike shifty) but achieving it effortlessly (unlike stripper)
Being spongey is an extremely desirable state of existence
Forget about that tart Katrina, she's stripper. Not like Kristine; now there's a spongey chick.
Spent last night round at Jamie's place, had a few beers, watched the footy - it was spongey.
Gees when I first met Kirby I thought she was shifty...but once you get to know her she's actually pretty spongey
The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?
Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts
spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone
a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn
Defined as a whore or a slut.
You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.
A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing
Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"
Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"
Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds