A fork of Rural Dictionary
Semen Projected at Disgrace.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
Paramedic attends to a road collision
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
A 'spad' is shorthand for the special advisers who work for British Members of Parliament.
In characteristic fashion, former Downing Street adviser Dominic Cummings – who waged a long guerrilla campaign against Mr Johnson and is reputed to be hoping for a return to Government if Mr Sunak wins the contest – has published some of the wilder claims on Twitter, writing that it would be 'very Westminster' for 'Boris to get the bullet cos of lies over sex/groping... only to be replaced by someone actually sh***ing their spad!'
Signal passed at danger (SPAD), in British railway terminology, describes an event where a train has run beyond its allocated signal block without authority, as indicated by a lineside signal showing danger (typically a red light). It is a term primarily used within the British Railway Industry, although it can be applied worldwide.
There have been three SPADs on the District Line in the past year.
suck penis all day ( Just like the word "pnad" Pwn noobs all day)
See that kid over there? Yeah hes a spad!!!
Acronym of Signal Passed At Danger: when the choo-choo train enters the tunnel of love whilst ignoring the red warning signs at the entrance.
See also red rooter.
"Well, I 'ad vis bird round ve back of KFC up against ve bins, and she was well up fer it, so in I goes, gave her wat for, got 'ome, took a slash & realised I'd SPAD-ded, ve dirty bitch!"
A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.
I wish that spad in the front row would shut-up so I could enjoy the game!