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STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 04, 2006

stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 05, 2006

stale fish

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.

Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!

by SnowboardAddiction.com December 23, 2011

stale fish

A Stale Fish is when you sleep with someone that doesn't do much of anything except lay there like a stale fish.

He slept with her and said she was a stale fish

by TagIt84 July 13, 2013