A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.
"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."
The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.
All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.
The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.
Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced
Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.
Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!