A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refering to someone with very low IQ or someone who is unable to take simple instructions. Can also be used to address a group
You had one job and you still managed to screw it up, you're such a Saatchi
Verb: To forcibly choke or strangle a spouse or loved one in public.
Dude, she was talking so much smack I just had to Saatchi her.
That bitch cooked a Sunday roast on a Friday so he Saatchied her.
Someone who is medium height, tan, nice and a great guy. He can always be relied on and will never let you down. He is also extremely funny. He is known for starting many jokes and has many inside jokes. He is sometimes associated with a bear or a dog.
Haha, thats so funny, your such an Ali Saatchi.