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San Francisco treat

The act of giving a man a skillful dick sucking from over the pants.

The term was popularised by tech death metal vocalist Oliver Rae alleron as an ongoing joke onstage with the band archspire

I was at Buffalo Wild Wings with Jared and he got under the table and gave me a San Francisco treat!

by Stay tech May 29, 2019

San Francisco Treat

A homosexual.

That San Francisco Treat is rollerblading. So gay.

by The Talented Mr. Ripley June 26, 2010

The San Francisco Treat

1. Rice-A-Roni
2. Dick

Al sang, "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat" as he was getting a big fat San Francisco treat rammed up his ass.

by Coo July 21, 2003

the san francisco treat

A thinly veiled euphemism for anal sex.

In prison "the san francisco treat" is served at more than just lunch.

by Woob December 13, 2004

San Francisco Treat

oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man

Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".

by Scoats August 11, 2003

San Francisco Treat

While having sex in the doggystyle position before you bust a nut pull out your cock and spit on the bitches ass. She will think you have just cum on that booty. As she turns around to inspect the load you unleash a hefty wad on her face.

"yo you remember that slut lina? I gave her an epic San Francisco treat last night"
*high five*

by k20onboost February 18, 2008

San Francisco Treat

The act of eating 5lbs of Apple sauce and then taking exlax, then shitting on a slip and slide and going for a ride!

Yeah me and Scott just did the San Francisco treat! Talk about a mud slide!

by Josh Spoon October 09, 2007