A fork of Rural Dictionary
Saratic is a HUGE Sara Sampaio's fan. Sara Sampaio is one amazing portuguese model. A "Saratic" is a fan who will never leave her and will always support her
"I'm a Saratic"
pronounced sar-uh-tahy-tis, a brain eating disorder caused by the uncertain situation between talking and an official relationship for a long period of time. Only cure known to man is steam rolling your genitals or becoming comatose.
Joe: Ive been seeing Kara for a while so I asked her what's up with our relationship.
Dave: Don't tell me you have Saratitis?
Joe: oh damn, that's horrible.
Kind of like at RAT!
Sarat is a funny and smart girl. Little Miss Swiftie! Loves the ocean and to surf. Always laughing and loves to eat the inside of cheese. Has many affairs and ex's.
Is mostly alone on the bus and begs her friends to catch it.
Is usually short, blonde with blue eyes and plays sport.
Person 1: Is that Sarat?
Person 2: It has to be! I wanna be her friend.
A person that is full of degeneracy, but in some ways they can be chill and a cool person
Dude my friend is being a Sarat right now.
"Sarat if you see this.." Well, it doesn't matter. You are so short that i can't see you anyway!