A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who often uses wooden pegs and rusty spoons for sexual stimulation.
1. Dude, look at the Sarni with the rusty spoon over there.
Literally the best person ever. She's super cute and cool. She's got the biggest heart and she's just super kind. Her mere presence just makes anyone's day better. Her quick replies and cute bullying will surely make you tear up.
She's also very sexy.
I'm so lucky to have Sarni in my life.
A British slang for "sandwich."
"Bloody hell, I've gone and dropped my sarnie!"
Created by the one and only, genius himself and upcoming artist, Lil Snack, Sarny is when you're both sad and horny at the same time.
Guy 1: "Bro I miss her so much, it's one of those sarny nights."
Guy 2: "I feel that."