A fork of Rural Dictionary
of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.
"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson
Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.
Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.
Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”
Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe