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Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!" Helga: "What is it?" Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack." Helga: "...and?" Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.." Helga: "Tell me anyway." Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!" Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 02, 2009

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016