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tomahawk

The act of continuously thumping your erect penis onto the top of a womans head and/or across her forehead.

Jill was on her knees, so I tomahawked her a few times.

by ben187 November 15, 2004

tomahawk

the act of taking your cell phone out (prefferably a flip phone) and bashing someone in the head with it or throwing it at them like a tomahawk.

max was pissing me off so i decided to tomahawk him to shut him up. i couldnt reach my annoying little brother so i tomahawked him.

by its already uesd by ppl. May 31, 2009

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.

The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

tomahawk

To swipe one's index and middle finger in one's sweaty ass crack or ball-bag crack and procede to smear it in an unsuspecting victims nose. Usually accompanied by tribal hoots and dancing.

I tomahawked Chatzo while he was talking to his teacher and he said he could smell my sweaty coin purse for 10 mins.

by dirty miagi February 15, 2004

tomahawk

The traditional tomahawk is accomplished by simply placing your index finger and middle finger horizantally under someone's nose or very close to their notrils. This is suppose to resemble the mature act of letting someone smell your fingers after you fingered a lady. Variations of the tomahawk include the tomaspock (placing someone's nose in between the v-part of the long-live-and-prosper hand gesture. Another variation includes the tomalock where a light-headlock is put on someone, but rather than putting your forearm under their chin, the tomahawk is applied to their nose.

You just got tomahawked. You just got tomaspocked. I'll put you in a tomalock.

by xrsss July 14, 2009

The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.

Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!

by Chef McNasty September 04, 2011

Tomahawk

1. A hatchet-like tool or weapon made from a wooden handle and a sharp rock or bone. Used by Native American people in war, predating the 20th Century, and as a tool with which to shape wood or cut meat from animal carcass's. 2. An American designed tactical missile system that utilizes GPS and IF (Infrared) targetting computer to achieve astounding accuracy (margin of error: 5 metres) from ranges of several hundred miles. Can carry 3 warhead types: General Purpose Ordnance (GPU), the more common Late-Detonation Warhead (LDW), and the conceptual Tactical Nuclear ordnance Warhead (TNW), which has never met practical application.

1. The tomahawk was used as a melee weapon or could be thrown in the way one does when using a throwing axe 2. The tomahawk cruise missile system has eliminated the need to for long range precision bomber aircraft.

by Derek Thornton May 14, 2004