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Satchmo

a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth"

We need to watch out for the satchmo! What, the trumpet player?

by kingofswing881 July 23, 2003

Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.

by Ken Melloy March 01, 2008

Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 14, 2003

Satchmo

An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.

Hey, Where’s Satchmo ? I miss Satchmo.

by Chlobear420 June 17, 2022

Satchmo

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.

Steve: "Are you still with Jen?" Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa." **See also Satchmoes

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004

The Satchmo

while he plays your pussy like a trumpet and fingers your asshole until you cum so hard you start scatting

Girrrrrrllllll , last night he gave the Satchmo so good I felt like Ella Fitzgerald!!

by Rednikster January 03, 2016

satchmo

1. a bad ass trumphet player 2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut

1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet 2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo

by onebigcracka May 05, 2005