A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beautiful fabric often mistaken for Satan.
Look at these beautiful satin sheets!
1) An utterly horrible misspelling of the word "Satan". Anyone who uses the word "satin" in any other context besides, "Oh, what lovely satin sheets you have!" should not be allowed the privilege of breathing and shout be shot, or beaten to death with a pentacle. they seem to like those a lot. (The worst part is that I've seen satan spelled with an I more than I've seen it the correct way. 2) Yet another sign that humanity is doomed.
1) All hail Satin! But first, I have to ask my mom if it's alright. 2) Satin: Sign of the apocalypse
Our esteemed Lord and Savior Satin, god and overlord of the gays and The Gus (previously 'Liver Toy', previously 'THOSE WHO WILL NOT APOLOGIZE IN PROTEST TO THE PATRIARCHY', previously 'Food Homes') and unofficially the gayest online support group ever. Satin is also the father of Roomba, and also known as Bob. Gusians: I love you guys, stay strong and liver yourselves! *GAY*
Alicia: Roomba I need your dad to forgive me Roomba: Wdym why are you talking to my dad? Alicia: Nooooo not your biological dad, I meant Satin!
sat·in Noun The one true god of the Hexagonal Singularity, often confused with the fabric, or seen as a mispelling of Satan.
Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne, suffer not a heretic to live! Hail Satin.
A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns. It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor.
Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies 2. she is a prostitute. Hmm.