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Sausaging

To discribe a man having sex with another man or men

"I bet they love a good sausaging"

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by Svm October 12, 2015

Sausaging

When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.

It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).

Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"

by rimjobledouche July 28, 2020

Sausaging

When the guy whaps his dick on her clit really hard and it prompts an irresistible sentation and she cums everywhere and the guy drowns his lamentations in cum

Yo i was sausaging yesterday. We both enjoyed it!

by The awesomeanonymous May 08, 2018

Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

by Meh123 June 11, 2017

Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

by read_words_kids March 27, 2021

No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

sausage

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

by Xonde April 19, 2019