A fork of Rural Dictionary
To become so inebriated or stoned that one is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.
Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way Schiavoed!
To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.
Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test. Person B: Same-sies. Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.