A fork of Rural Dictionary
The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.
"You guys fuck or what, bro?" "Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there." "Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?' "I told her I was gay and left."
A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.
That flid was such a schlep last night. That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.
To barely sleep / lightly sleep. (Schlept, Aschleep)
Tom was so damn stressed out about his exam, he schlept that night and could barely keep his eyes open the next day.
Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band. Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.
It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.