Country Dictionary

A method of smearing paint; Taytayski’s preferred technique of throwing paint around a canvas.

“Now grab some paint and schlob it on the canvas” “My favorite part of the background is schlobbing the paint around!” “Load that brush, and start schlobin!

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings. Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob

Wow, this guy is a real schlob I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it Last time this schlob will get an invite

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

when a person is worst than a slob. the "sch" sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). To further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2) Its origin has been credited to a Tara Fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for Wendy's.

(ex.1) Tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy's!! what a Schlob!! (ex.2) Jason: Tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave's porch the other night! Kyle: what a fucking Sssccchhhlob!!

One Michelob Ultra. pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb" Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"

"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack" "I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.