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Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

by RyeGuy77 March 22, 2018

Schlump

Slightly disappointing yet surprising

You're such a schlump. I can't believe I married such a schlump. Schlump the hell out here!

by 9ulpB0ss October 22, 2018

Schlump

Noun 1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with. Verb 2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong. Noun (Schlumpy) 3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.

1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump. 2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump. 3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.

by S Money October 26, 2012

Schlump

A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball

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by Will Moore January 20, 2004

Schlump

noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd

Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.

by IBOlskool December 04, 2009

Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

by Joe C.... November 25, 2006

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 14, 2016