Country Dictionary

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

To do things inefficiently and unintelligible, resulting in harm to you or other

Did you see Ivan pass out from trying to inflate that basketball with just his mouth? How Schnarf!!

A particular way of talking, or an accent. It involves jutting the low part of the jaw forward and manipulating your tongue in a way that you make a sort of childish "schnarf". Best used to exaggerate what you're talking about something with passion. Form of dialect used mostly in the Pacific North West.

*Schnarf* "Their was this one time where I was hangington out with meh friendzorz and we had the bestest time evarr"

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.