Country Dictionary

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter. How to avoid Schnarting: -Becareful when you sneeze -Becarful when you get mad -Becarful when you sneeze and get mad -Becareful when you snarl -Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

Schnart

The art of shitting farting and nutting at the same time

The massage was so relaxing that I schnarted and shit went every where. The music was so tasteful that I had an epiphany and schnarted.

Schnart

Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.

"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet. Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!