A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. to falsify one's location. 2. to act in a dickish manner when confronted about one's location. 3. to hoodwink another individual(s)
1. I thought you were in Wilmington...nah, man; I had to Schuster them. 2. Yeah, I asked him where he was and he went full on Schuster on me. 3.Those guys wouldn't pay me, so I had to Schuster them.
A person who takes a poop in somebody's shoe.
"Ok, which one of you damn Schusters soiled my loafers?"
To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.
Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!
A strictly heterosexual move involving a penis, anus, and cheddar nuggets.
Sarah recieved some serious schusterization last night!! She will be dropping cheese nuggets for weeks!
The king of gingers. No ginger is as great as he.
"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"