A fork of Rural Dictionary
An abbreviation for the phrase "suck a cock." Used as an insult in most occasions.
"Why don't you go and scock, douchebag!"
1. Short little man named Scott who speaks of his penis and/or balls every other conversation and wont last 5 minutes without referencing his penis and/or balls. Also among these tremendously annoying conversations "Scock" will portray are topics like his unbelievable sex stories and how he hasn't eaten in 3 days, while he is eating a tuna sandwich during the time of the conversations, mind you.
2. Most likely to be the employee who sucks the bosses dick.
Employee: Do I have to work with Scock today?
Manager: Yes, Chris, I'm sorry, but no one else could come in.
Employee: You could have brought in a chimpanzee or a rubber chicken, that would have been better!
Employee: I QUIT!
Manager: Bring in the Chimpanzee! Fuck, now I have to work with Scock and a chimpanzee, and listen to stories of an imaginary penis.
Manager: I'm going to go take a break...If I ain't back in 5 minutes, call 911
sock used by males for means of depositing semen after masterbation. Also known as happy-sock
'I came in the scock.'
A boy (or girl depending on how cruel your parents are) who is both named Scott and is a cock.
"Look at that guy, he's eating bad cheese, what a cock!"
"Isn't that Scott? God! He's gonna be on the toilet all night."
"What a scock!"
When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.
"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"