A fork of Rural Dictionary
By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do. Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.
To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer
Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world
person- hello where are you from? Scottish person- am from the best country in the world. person- ohh your from scotland.
White Skinned Extremly Short girls average height males Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig
did you see the new scottish person? nah hes to short
When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock? Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.